Two and a Half Men
Season 1
Two and a Half Men · 24 episodes
Bachelor Charlie Harper’s carefree life is turned upside down when his uptight brother Alan and nephew Jake move in, sparking chaos and comedy in Malibu.
Episodes
E01PilotSep 22, 2003 · 23 min
E02Big Flappy BastardsSep 29, 2003 · 21 min
E03Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of HellOct 6, 2003 · 21 min
E04If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a NapOct 13, 2003 · 21 min
E05The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a HumpOct 20, 2003 · 19 min
E06Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?Oct 27, 2003 · 21 min
E07If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually FakeNov 3, 2003 · 21 min
E08Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-FulNov 10, 2003 · 19 min
E09Phase One, CompleteNov 17, 2003 · 21 min
E10Merry ThanksgivingNov 24, 2003 · 21 min
E11Alan Harper, Frontier ChiropractorDec 15, 2003 · 20 min
E12Camel Filters and PheromonesJan 5, 2004 · 21 min
E13Sarah Like Puny AlanJan 12, 2004 · 20 min
E14I Can't Afford HyenasFeb 2, 2004 · 21 min
E15Round One to the Hot Crazy ChickFeb 9, 2004 · 21 min
E16That Was Saliva, AlanFeb 16, 2004 · 21 min
E17Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the HatsFeb 23, 2004 · 20 min
E18An Old Flame with a New WickMar 1, 2004 · 21 min
E19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember YouMar 22, 2004 · 19 min
E20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the DarkApr 19, 2004 · 21 min
E21No Sniffing, No WowingMay 3, 2004 · 21 min
E22My Doctor Has a Cow PuppetMay 10, 2004 · 21 min
E23Just Like BuffaloMay 17, 2004 · 21 min
E24Can You Feel My Finger?May 24, 2004 · 21 min