The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

Cast

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  Charlie Sheen

  Charlie Harper

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  Jon Cryer

  Alan Harper

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  Angus T. Jones

  Jake Harper

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  Marin Hinkle

  Judith Harper

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  Melanie Lynskey

  Rose

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  Loren Lester

  Emcee

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  Robert Clotworthy

  Announcer

• 

  Jon Lovitz

  Archie Baldwin

• Theresa Adams

  Dancer #1

• Dionne Hudson

  Dancer #2

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  Danielle Lewis

  Dancer #3

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  J.D. Walsh

  Gordon