Two and a Half Men
Season 9
Two and a Half Men · 24 episodes
A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.
Episodes
E01Nice to Meet You, Walden SchmidtSep 19, 2011 · 21 min
E02People Who Love PeepholesSep 26, 2011 · 21 min
E03Big Girls Don't Throw FoodOct 3, 2011 · 20 min
E04Nine Magic FingersOct 10, 2011 · 21 min
E05A Giant Cat Holding a ChurroOct 17, 2011 · 20 min
E06The Squat and HoverOct 24, 2011 · 21 min
E07Those Fancy Japanese ToiletsOct 31, 2011 · 19 min
E08Thank You for the IntercourseNov 7, 2011 · 21 min
E09Frodo's HeadshotsNov 14, 2011 · 21 min
E10A Fishbowl Full of Glass EyesNov 21, 2011 · 21 min
E11What a Lovely Landing StripDec 5, 2011 · 20 min
E12One False Move, Zimbabwe!Dec 12, 2011 · 21 min
E13Slowly and in a Circular FashionJan 2, 2012 · 20 min
E14A Possum on ChemoJan 16, 2012 · 20 min
E15The Duchess of Dull-in-SackFeb 6, 2012 · 21 min
E16Sips, Sonnets and SodomyFeb 13, 2012 · 20 min
E17Not in My Mouth!Feb 20, 2012 · 19 min
E18The War Against GingivitisFeb 27, 2012 · 21 min
E19Palmdale, EchMar 19, 2012 · 21 min
E20Grandma's PieApr 9, 2012 · 21 min
E21Mr. Hose Says "Yes"Apr 16, 2012 · 21 min
E22Why We Gave Up WomenApr 30, 2012 · 21 min
E23The Straw in My Donut HoleMay 7, 2012 · 21 min
E24Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!May 14, 2012 · 21 min