Captain Ameri-can't / My Supernatural Sweet Sixteen

Scrawny weakling Steve Rogers is transformed into a buff super soldier to entertain the troops at the USO show. When Bucky Barns is kidnapped by the Red Skull, Steve takes on certain death to save him. Once rescued, Both Steve and Bucky go after the Red Skull, but Bucky loses his life in the process of landing on the escape plane. Once inside the cockpit, Steve smashes the tesseract which causes the Red Skull to disappear in a flash of light. Since the plane has explosives and no place to land, Steve has no choice to crash the plane to the Arctic for seventy years. Once there, Steve decides to pass the time by watching King Kong on DVD. When the day finally arrives, he is thawed partially by Scrat. Steve shrugs it off on the notion that the Avengers will find him. However, the Avengers instead choose Lady Gaga as their first avenger. / Sam and Dean receive a mission to exorcise a demon from a young girl. They happen upon rich girl Ashlyn who is in preparation for her sweet sixteen party. Ashlyn shows all the signs of a demonic possession victim, but on the day of the party as they try to exorcise her they learn she is not the possessed girl in their mission log. The girl in question is in reality the girl living next door and Ashlyn is merely a spoiled brat. So Sam and Dean exorcize the demon from the girl causing Ashlyn to have double sweet sixteen party with the demon. Much to the dismay of everybody else, including Satan. / Other Sketches: Mad News, Nothing Got Wrinkled, Ghost Rider's Training Wheels, Tomato/Tomahto, How I Left Your Brother (At a Highway Rest Stop), Cheese at the End of the Maze?, Spy vs. Spy, Clifford's Notes, and The Tin Man Steals a Heart